Cabin Fever anyone?

Yep, it's that dead time of year! And just so you're clear, you have cabin fever when:


*The voices in your head are screaming to buy ice cream and twinkies instead of plotting boy meets girl, boy gets girl, boy loses girl to 87 year old billionaire.

*Your leading man starts to resemble your high school crush instead of
a)Brad b)George c)Hugh d)Christian e)all of the above

*Snow is no longer white because you're seeing red.

*You create facebook pages for all your characters.

*Your bedroom fantasies are more about sleeping than a)Brad b)George c)Hugh d)Christian e)all of the above

*You've gone through the Bailey's Irish Cream and are substituting grain alcohol and cocoa in your morning coffee.

*Happy Hour is when you hit REM sleep.

*Your right brain decides to play hide and seek with your left brain. Your left brain shuts down operations. Your characters stage a coup and you are diagnosed with multiple personalities.


Kissing winter bye-bye and looking out for the first robin of spring. Pam B. Morris